Wednesday, December 28, 2005

memo to self:

* Christmas is over. Stop eating chocolate as if it is a breakfast food.

* there is still wrapping paper under the couches. You know it is there. It is time to do something about it.

* do not complain that Fatty got up at 4:30 am today to go bird-watching. He could be staggering home at 4:30 am. With lipstick on his collar. Or a tattoo saying 'MOTHER' on his forearm.

* be kind to your patients at work tomorrow. Especially the ones that you find hard to like...these people are most in need of acceptance.

* go to bed - it's late.

Now.

I said now and I meant now.

If I have to come and get you....

10 comments:

judypatooote said...

You are so funny......I still have things to pick up from Christmas too, and all those cookies that were left for me, are some how getting into my hand and going into my mouth......it's a shame to waste.... My bike is sitting on a frame with a flat tire, waiting for me to stop blogging and start excercising.......

Motherkitty said...

Memo to self: stop moping around, and get up and do something other than sitting around the house watching TV and eating. Went to gym yesterday and will do so today. I was starting to think I was in a Christmas time warp, you know, like Ebenezer Scrooge who doesn't know if his ghostly visitors are real or not. Is this the real Christmas or does it come in January?

You have a knack for being nice to those in need. So, thanks for your kind comments. They made me feel much better.

susan said...

What? Chocolate is NOT a breakfast food? And don't we have to eat ALL the chocolate and cookies in the house before the first of the year so we can go on the annual diet?

Heather said...

That also served as a memo to all bloggers! I ned to stop eating so much but can't I wait until New Year's Day?

John Cowart said...

It is breakfast food... Isn't it? Only another three boxes to go at our house, then I don't know what we'll do for breakfast.

Need proof that I'm a kind, considerate husband? Well, since Ginny is diabetic, I save her from temptation by eating it all myself. That's just the kind of guy I am.

mackeydoodle said...

LMAO!!! Too funny! I too have to stop having chocolate for breakfast(fudge to be precise)
I too stay up too late on this damn computer....but it's the only time I can use it undisturbed!

shellyC said...

Chocolate IS a breakfast food!! We all just had home made Chocolate (and heavy on the chocolate as i am known for!!) Slice for breakfast!!! With coffee for us and milk for the kids!!!

The other day the kids had 2 minute noodles for breakfast....their idea not mine!!

DayByDay4-2Day said...

you mean we can't eat choclate for breakfast?How about just lunch, dinner and a midnight snack?

manababies said...

Ah the mayhem of Christmas. This place is in recovery still, and I can imagine that it will require the whole month of January to get back to normal. And I think chocolate is most certainly a breakfast food!!

Alice said...

I'm innocent! ShellyC DID NOT get her peculiar food habits from me - maybe she acquired them because she got tired of me giving her 'normal' food for breakfast for years.